var user;
var domain;
var suffix;
function jemail(user, domain, suffix){
document.write('<a href="' + 'mailto:' + user + '@' + domain + '.' + suffix + '">' + user + '@' + domain + '.' + suffix + '</a>');
}

function MM_swapImgRestore() {
  var i,x,a=document.MM_sr; for(i=0;a&&i<a.length&&(x=a[i])&&x.oSrc;i++) x.src=x.oSrc;
}

function MM_preloadImages() { 
  var d=document; if(d.images){ if(!d.MM_p) d.MM_p=new Array();
    var i,j=d.MM_p.length,a=MM_preloadImages.arguments; for(i=0; i<a.length; i++)
    if (a[i].indexOf("#")!=0){ d.MM_p[j]=new Image; d.MM_p[j++].src=a[i];}}
}

function MM_findObj(n, d) { 
  var p,i,x;  if(!d) d=document; if((p=n.indexOf("?"))>0&&parent.frames.length) {
    d=parent.frames[n.substring(p+1)].document; n=n.substring(0,p);}
  if(!(x=d[n])&&d.all) x=d.all[n]; for (i=0;!x&&i<d.forms.length;i++) x=d.forms[i][n];
  for(i=0;!x&&d.layers&&i<d.layers.length;i++) x=MM_findObj(n,d.layers[i].document);
  if(!x && d.getElementById) x=d.getElementById(n); return x;
}

function MM_swapImage() { 
  var i,j=0,x,a=MM_swapImage.arguments; document.MM_sr=new Array; for(i=0;i<(a.length-2);i+=3)
   if ((x=MM_findObj(a[i]))!=null){document.MM_sr[j++]=x; if(!x.oSrc) x.oSrc=x.src; x.src=a[i+2];}
}

newWindow = null

function openWindow() {
	newWindow = window.open("directions.htm", "newWin", "toolbar=no,location=no,scrollbars=yes,width=600,height=1000")
}


newaWindow = null

function openanotherWindow() {
	newaWindow = window.open("jokes/joke.htm", "newaWin", "toolbar=no,location=no,scrollbars=yes,width=450,height=700")
}


function smutEngine() {
smut="#@&*%!#@&*%!#@&*%!";
cmp="sex babes shit fuck damn porno cum cunt prick pecker ass "
+"asshole pedophile man-boy man/boy dong twat ";
txt=document.isn.dirt.value;
tstx="";
for (var i=0;i<16;i++){
pos=cmp.indexOf(" ");
wrd=cmp.substring(0,pos);
wrdl=wrd.length
cmp=cmp.substring(pos+1,cmp.length);
while (txt.indexOf(wrd)>-1){
pos=txt.indexOf(wrd);
txt=txt.substring(0,pos)+smut.substring(0,wrdl)
+txt.substring((pos+wrdl),txt.length);
   }
}
 document.isn.dirt.value=txt;
}